hannibal-ate-bluebell:

girls don’t want boys to like them girls want kristen stewart and natalie dormer to play lesbian lovers in an indie movie with a good soundtrack

rydenarmani:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

(Source: koyaniyako)

thecutestofthecute:

Hamster make breakfast

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Hamster drive car

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Hamster make tea with frend

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Hamster plan dinner party

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Hamster have Birfday

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Hamster love life

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Hamster happy to be live

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Hamster love you

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takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

joiedevivre-loveofbeauty:

Aggressively tombé pas-de-bourrées towards you

(Source: mypretty-floral-bonnet)

anotherknifeinmybed:

thegreenguitar:

Pawnography

that was the best pun ever excuse you

(Source: crazynattie)

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

  • Pros: food
  • Cons: making
back-flippin:

Maybe 4

back-flippin:

Maybe 4

(Source: panerasexual)

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sinnersleadtheway:

In order to date me you must be willing to do the following:

  • cuddle and never stop
  • hold my hand everywhere we go
  • eat gross amounts of food with me
  • go on adventures
  • wake me up with kisses 
  • make blanket forts