warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

:)

(Source: destoxicity)

lessthanfour:

buzzfeed:

asgardreid:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.

best

(Source: maimedlion)

  • jason derulos first words: jason derulo

corchase:

We’re family.

(Source: cordys)

karmicangel:

"No you don’t. But thanks for saying it."

karmicangel:

"No you don’t. But thanks for saying it."

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

(Source: bearsnbritts)

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

things my mother chose to include in my easter care package:

  • jelly beans
  • chocolate
  • 5 new pairs of lacy victoria’s secret underwear
  • her AARP Membership card
  • Catnip puffs

this isn’t a joke I swear

(Source: williampratts)

suckurpuss:

Buffy/Angel fans.. how on Earth did Angel and Darla, both stunners produce that fucking gremlin Connor??

lameborghini:

1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe

tatted-clifford:

"Talk dirty to me"

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meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

computational astrophysics pset time: in which my UROP which involves describing an UNKNOWN pulsar population and comparing to DARK MATTER ANNIHILATION is actually SIMPLER than freaking modeling a neutron star (which we did in the fucking 70s) because our freaking professor is about as good at writing psets as a two year old